Long time no harassment.

My Little Psycho's,

       Well, a lot has happened. Firstly, Syko proposed to me, I said yes, and lo and behold, I am now betrothed. I redid my dreads, and I am now living in motels. Yep, that's my life now.

        I don't have much time to chat, so I'm gonna end with this:

being an adult blows.


-Dani Asylum/Syko

SOTD: Lightning Crashes (Live)

 

I'm Back From the Dead

Well Well Well My Pretty Mental Patients!

         Guess who is back? Yeah, I know, its been a while, but I can explain.

See, I ended up moving in with my dearest mommy, and she turned into a mommy dearest (kudos to whoever catches the reference) and kicked me (and my boyfriend) out.

Oh, ADD moment, yeah, we are reunited. after 2 fucking months!!! Oh well, at least the 2 month torture is over, yeah?

So anyways, I'm homeless.
I know what you are thinking. "great, you just turned 18 and you're ALREADY homeless?! how is that possible?" and yeah, I agree, but it's sorta not my fault.

I also dyed my hair black, carved myself up while falling down a tree (which earned me 8 stitches), AND hunted down my boyfriends guitar when the person we were staying with stole it and pawned it.
(If you are as mad about them stealing his beloved guitar as i am, her nickname is angel and she lives in prov.)
................
Just kidding. I don't wanna get in trouble if she gets hurt.
.....
Ok just don't say I told you to do it, if you get arrested :P

(If you are a police officer and you are reading this, the men in black will hunt you down and erase your memory of this blog)

Anyways, now I'm sorta homeless and in need of a job. BUT I don't have a permanent type place to live, so if I get a job in, say, prov, and then I end up moving to Bellingham, I'm screwed. I basically move anywhere I can find somewhere to sleep, and I have ended up all over both RI and MA. Which makes job hunting tough.

Well I have some shit to do, so I may sign on tomorrow and keep you posted.
Toodles

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: New Years Day (BVB)

FAMOUSNESS!!!!!

Hello My Darling Mental Patients!

         Guess what!..
                  ..
           ..Keep guessing...

           Ok, you give up?

          I was approached today by a talent agency. They want to get me studio time! YUP! So, after being psychoanalyzed by the agent cuz he thinks I'm holding back from my "true talent", he told me that he thinks I have what it takes, and that he wants to get me time in a recording studio. And, he might help me get into the whole Suicide Girls thing. Which is one of my dreams.I'm so excited. THAT AND ....................... (Drums please!).... I'm leaving the Group Home. Yeah. I'm living with my mother. Syko is moving in with me and we are moving in with her on Thursday. So friggin' happy. So yeah, things are great right now.

Well, I'm pressed for time. I will report later about the agency, whenever I find out more info. YAY!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack:  Blood  (In This Moment)

GUESS WHAT!

My Sweet Mental Patients:

        So, I got an apprenticeship at a tattoo shop! YAY! My dream is complete! Well, almost. I still need my license to complete my dream, but I'm on my way. I need 3 years and 68 days of apprenticeship-ness in order to get my license, so yeah.
        I have nothing else to report, really, so I'm gonna go. Tune in next time!!

Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Some Random Song I heard On The Radio, IDK The Name....

HOT DAMN!

My Sweet Sweet Sweet Mental Patients:

         Well, today I filled out like 5 job applications, plus a few earlier (I don't remember how many) so yeah, if I don't get a job soon, then I will start to think that its all just me, and I'm doomed. Oh well.

        Made a few new friends today, it was cool. Also ate Johnny Rockets for the first time ever today. So yummy. I had the Houston and some sweet potato fries. So good.
   
        Also bought a BVB bracelet, and a pair of earrings. And a new Hatchet Man necklace, so I don't need to wear my old, ratty, broken Hatchet Man that I was wearing before.  :3 Yep, good day.

        I don't have much else to report today, so yeah, I think I will just go. I'm gonna have stuff to report tomorrow maybe, I'm going out with my nana bear tomorrow to go see my grandmother and what not.

        Oh, I'm also redoing my dreadlocks. And I'm using extensions, so yeah, I wont have to wait for my shit to grow. YAY!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Famous Last Words (MCR)

Monsters Are My Only Heroes.

My Loving Mental Patients:

Spent the morning at the DMV.... Or as I so lovingly call it, Hell. And not the fun kind of Hell either. No, this was the slow and agonizing Hell that we all feared as children.
I got up at 4 am to do my makeup (I will NOT have a fucked up ID pic.... ) and I got on the bus for 6:41 am, got to the place for 7:24 am, waited in line until the doors opened at 8:30 am (yup, I went there), got my ticket number, waited for my stupid number to be called, and finally was seen at around 10 am, just to be told by some stupid blonde girl with fake nails that she CAN'T TAKE COPIES OF MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND SOCIAL SECURITY CARD!!!! LIES!!! So I got an express ticket, which means I have to go back and bring in the real stuff, even though I totally could have used the copies. What-the hell- ever. Guess I shall be planning another day trip to the DMV next week. I'm totally sleeping in to make up for the lack of sleep. Fell asleep at around 1am, woke up at 4am. yeah. I'm so bitchy from lack of sleep, i feel bad for my boyfriend sometimes. Only sometimes though, cuz he totally knew what he was getting himself into with me.... Late night band practice was NOT my nicest moments. Especially when we had early morning practice the next day..... Yeah...NO.

ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE!

Well, I'm gonna go pass out in my room now. Might not even make it to the bed. #thisfloorfeelssonice #fuzzy #imweird #ruglife #nothuglife actually, #nolife

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: I'm Not A Vampire (Falling in Reverse)

JOB!

My Beautiful Mental Patients:

I heard back from a job! Silk Screening. So, I put my resume on a website called Indeed.com, and this woman emailed me asking if I was interested in a Silk Screening position. Of course I said yes, since that was my first job, and I know I have knowledge and experience in that field. I am so friggin' happy right now! I'm going in for an interview tomorrow at 12 pm, wish me luck!!!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Can't Hear Anything Over My Excitement.

Random Fangirling!

My Sweet Mental Patients:

Some bands I adore:

1.  Black Veil Brides
2. Metallica
3. Megadeth
4. Avenged Sevenfold
5. Eyes Set to Kill
6. Falling in Reverse
7. Five Finger Death Punch 
8. Godsmack
9. King Diamond
10. My Chemical Romance
11. Bring Me the Horizon
12. OT3P
13. Paramore
14. Pat Benatar
15. The Pretty Reckless
16. Seether
17. Sleeping With Sirens
18. Staind
19. Voltaire
20. Of Mice & Men

Just thought I should share this little list of mine. I have plenty more, but these are the top 20.. I like lists... Must be my OCD.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Savior (Black Veil Brides)

I Am 18!

My Little Mental Patients;

I have officially turned 18 years of age. HUZZAH! I turned 18 yesterday, but because of the festivities, I didn't get the chance to get on here and tell you about it. I have been super busy lately, so I'm sorry I haven't checked in every day like I use to. I dropped out of school yesterday, and today I am on my way to the mall to go job hunting again. Now that I am 18, people can't not hire me because of my age. So YEAH!

I just wanted to also tell you guys that i am on Instagram, and my user name is 

@when_cc_reads_fifty_shades 

The name is in reference to the interview that Bryan Stars had with CC and Andy Biersack from Black Veil Brides, when Bryan asked them to read excerpts from Fifty Shades of Grey.  The funniest thing I ever saw! :P

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Rebel Yell (Billy Idol cover done by BVB)

Oh My GLOBBB!

My Faithful Mental Patients:

Yes, I apologize that I haven't written that much lately, still having problems with computers. *sigh*
I just signed into my Blogger and was blessed with this beautiful sight: 1,022 Page Views!
I can't believe I am in the thousands! This is insane. Originally, this began as just a lovely experiment, and I didn't think anyone would even read it. Kinda like the YouTube videos no one watched...... *groan* that was embarrassing. But this, this is great! I love you guys :3
I know, compared to other blogs, 1,022 isn't that much, but to me, every view counts, and every view is one person out there who said "Hey, This Is Cool."

In other news, I am very sick. I have Bronchitis, and a fever, and really bad allergies. I feel like a coughing, sputtering, dying lump of a runny nose. It sucks.

So, my 18th birthday is on Wednesday. If I wasn't dying of Bronchitis, I would be screaming excitedly while jumping up and down and blasting "Its My Life" by Bon Jovi. Yup, fun fun.

Le Boyfriend bought me a phone, but it broke, so I had to buy a new one. I may be seeing him soon, so excited. Still haven't seen him since the fire. I can't wait to see him, considering I haven't done the "no wounds? no broken bones?" once over, which consists of me checking to see if he was injured in any way after the fire. And shortly after said physical, it would consist of me hugging him and never letting go. He has been forewarned of this cuddly assault, and is looking forward to it.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Can You Feel My Heart (Bring Me The Horizon)

                                                                  And  ( Cuz I keep playing both on repeat)

                      Game Over (Falling in Reverse)

Sorry guys

Mental Patients:

I know, I know, I'm never on anymore. Alas, I am sick, and things are a tad difficult these days. I'm in the midst of job hunting, apartment searching, and preparing for adulthood, so I rarely have time anymore. 18 is right around the corner, being only 5 days away, so I have Alot of work ahead of me. Still haven't seen the boyfriend, I Hope I can soon. Well, I gotta go, I will be back soon.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Fallen Angels (Black Veil Brides)

Hola

Mental patients;
This post is short cuz I'm doing it from my phone. Just wanted to say hey and 2 weeks until I am 18 and happy! Hope I get a few tattoos and what not on my bday!!!!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Darling (Eyes Set To Kill)

Frustratedly In Love

Mental Patients:

       

          Its been now 3 full weeks since the last time I was face to face with my dear Syko. Its so tough to go from only seeing him once a week, to only being able to text him. Really tough. I fear I might not even get to celebrate my turning 18 with him. I hope I can, but a girl can only hope. I hate waking up to an empty bed. Its like, I see him in my dreams, and I'm like "YAY!", and when I open my eyes, all I see is my stupid pillow and a cold empty bed, and I'm like "FUCK!" and I pout unhappily. So frustrating.

       I know I'm lucky I get to text him at least, but its still not fair. Oh well.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: When you can't sleep at night (Of Mice & Men)

My Annual Girly Day

Mental Patients;

       OK, I never wear pink, or flowers, or dresses. Well, except for once a year. Its a random day that occurs once a year, where i do up my girly side that i usually keep repressed. I try to keep that embarrassingly frilly side under wraps, but her perfectly manicured, french tipped nails tend to claw their way out anyways, so no I just do my Girly Day. I have pictures as proof that yes, Dani Asylum DOES have a soft side. :P

        Lets take a look, shall we?

       I also wanted to include a pic that I decided to take, its me with no make up. This rarely happens, so I am a tad apprehensive. But since I already went all out on my girly day, I decided "Why The Fuck Not?" and snapped a pic. 

               ... Don't Laugh.

I know, I'm SO pale. Oh well. 

Off to meet up with my nana bear at Wally World*. Toodles! 

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Fire (Sleeping with Sirens)

*= Wally World means Walmart in American :P

I Am Officially 1/2 An Inch!!!

No, I don't mean in height... Or length :P

Well, Mental patients,

           My ears are getting closer to the desired size I want them. I love my over sized lobes, and I am NOT ashamed of it. The disdainful looks that older people give me (and a few young people) don't bother me. the fact that a little kid stuck his finger in my ear at the mall the other day did not bother me either. But will everyone please STOP ASKING IF IT HURT! I am FULLY aware that the holes are really big, I don't need a rocket scientist like you to let me know. 

          I am also tired of people saying "but what if later in life you don't want them anymore?".... First of all, when it comes to us humans, nothing is 100% permanent. We are made to heal. Secondly, why is it any of your concern what happens later in my life? My ears make me smile, and nothing beats the giddy feeling I get when I am about to go up a size. Just saying.
          I also don't care that I look like some hoodlum punk. In fact, I thrive off the fact that I am different, and maybe sometimes intimidate people. I love what I look like, which isn't that bad, I mean, its not like I have the Mike Tyson face tattoo.
          Another thing is, it is possible to hide stretched lobes... Well, to a point. People are like "What if you get a job, or attend a family reunion, or get married? How do you just hide that?" which even though the marriage thing doesn't bother me (the person married me for me, right? stretched lobes and all.), the job and family reunion thing does. I have a grandfather who simply disapproves everything. So, I get a pair of plugs that have pearls, and voila! It looks like I simply like big pearl studs. Same with work. So that isn't actually an issue. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble though.
 
      Well, my rant is over. Now picture time!

My Beautiful 1/2" ears :3

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Bad Girls Club (Falling In Reverse)

I'm alive, I promise!

My Beloved Mental Patients!!!

         Oh how I have missed you dearly. See, the internet at my place just up and stopped, so I had no way of getting on here. But worry not, I am back now, and I have a lot to report.
              First off, syko, my boyfriend, his house is now uninhabitable. My uncles car blew up, along with the garage and a good portion of the house, which is the same condo building my boyfriend lives in. So things are hectic all around.
             Secondly, I got a phone. And then it broke. I am pissed. It only worked for a full 6 days, and then I turned it on after school, and it told me to insert a sim card. The thing is, I never removed the sim card, so how the hell would I insert it? So now I need to go back to Wally World and get it checked out.
             Without the internet, I have been on a mad reading spree, reading everything from Hamlet to Confessions of a Shopaholic. I was disappointed by the latter. I also finished reading 50 Shades of Grey, as well as the rest of the trilogy. That was better than ANY Twilight! *blush* I also read Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice. It was FANTASTIC!
              Well, I don't have much time right now, so I have to skidaddle, but it is lovely to be back, and I will now be back for good. Report later!!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Fire (Sleeping with Sirens)

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Mental Patients!!!

         OK, Fifty Shades of Darker is going so amazingly. I just can't contain it, he said he loves her! AH! (ugh, I am totally fangirling right now.) I blush every time  I hear the word "Vanilla" now though.... Well, that and a few other words.
         My ankle is doing MUCH better. I can walk, sorta, and I am no longer using my crutches. I know, its only been a few days, I should still use them, yadda yadda yadda, but no. I am way to frustrated with those stupid pieces of metal.
         Going to Swan Point Cemetery with Le Boyfriend on Sunday. Gonna visit the grave of H.P. Lovecraft. I figure that would be a fun little date. Always wanted to visit it, and now I can cross that off my Bucket List.
          OK, I have a few things to do, so I can't stay long. I shall write soon!

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-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Day: I Get Off (Halestorm)

WHOA

Mental Patients,

             Check me into butler Hospital, I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, and I liked it. Now, not saying I liked all that crazy ass kinky shit (if a guy ever hit me.... wow, that would be the day I kill someone), but to be honest, my favorite parts were when they were emailing back and forth. Pay attention to the email Subject titles in both Anastasia's and Christian's emails, and the signatures in Christian Grey's emails. They made me laugh like crazy. Who ever said these books had crappy dialogue, well, THEY are crappy dialogue. I started reading Fifty Shades Darker last night. Its part 2 in the trilogy. I was so shocked by the way that the first one ended. I was like "NO!!!!!!!" and I hide under a pillow. I hope things get better :/ (I will NOT give spoiler alerts, so if you want to discuss the book, you are gonna have to message me through the contact form at the bottom right-ish part of this blog)
          So, my ankle isn't much better, though at least I can breath and move it without crying. Still plan on going out with Le Boyfriend on Sunday (I know, stupid, but I refuse to let anything come in the way. I only see him once a week.... :/) I'm not sure what we are gonna do though, so if anyone has any ideas of fun stuff that is indoors during the winter located near either Woonsocket or Cumberland, please leave me a comment!!!! Thank You Much-ly.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Still Into You (Paramore)

SO Not My Day.

Mental Patients!

                 Oh how I am glad to see you! Almost died today. Well, not really, but sorta. See, I was at the bus station, and I was running to catch my bus, and I slipped on ice. Not just a little "oops. No one saw that" slip either. No, I came in like a wrecking ball. And went down like Miley Cyrus. :P (I crack myself up. Like an egg.)  My ankle went sideways, and made the grossest sound EVER. I mean, I watch horror movies and laugh when body parts are sawed off, but this sound made me cringe. It sounded SO nasty. And then I felt this intense pain, like nothing else. Then, I got on the wrong bus. And was stuck in East Bumfuck, with no phone. Had to hobble my way to a Cumberland farms to use a phone. Ended up calling a rescue. Whilst in said rescue, I used their phone to call Le Boyfriend, let him know I broke myself. He was like "were you playing in traffic again?" :P I was in so much pain, I cried while on the phone. It was pitiful. And miserable. And  embarrassing.  Got an X-Ray, turns out, not broken. Still hurts like hell though. Now I'm at home with ice and Motrin. And the internet. I think I will be alright. Still a tad shook up from today though. So scary.
             Gonna go rest in bed and read. I started reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh my bane, that is some fucked up shit. I feel like a psychiatrist, just trying to figure out WHY?  I find the Anastasia character interesting as well. Its interesting to read about this stuff from her perspective. I haven't gotten incredibly far yet, so I am still not sure what about Christian Grey's "Red Room of Pain" makes her go "Oh yes!", but I hope I find out soon. Its well written though, and very detailed. A little TOO detailed, but it's intriguing, so I don't mind. I think of it like Science. I'm weird.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Night: One for the Money (Escape the Fate)

OMG Funny buns

Laugh At This, Mental Patients!

                 I just found this on You tube. You will laugh like crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRMFH71fDIE

                 While you are on there, look at the Frozen musical with the disney princesses. It is fucking hilarious!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Random Youtube Videos

The Run Down :3

Mental Patients!!!

               Well, Syko gave me my V-Day gifts. And I gave him his, of course. I didn't expect him to get me anything big, but boy was I surprised. First he hands me a valentine card. Its a Star Wars card. He knows me well :3

And then he pulls out a little box. Now I'm curious.

So then he opens it, and what do I see? A gorgeous heart shaped necklace. I mean, its amazing. I love it. And he was like "happy valentines day my love" and I all but melted (If that is possible when its freezing as fuck outside)

I am a happy camper. So, I hugged him, was all mushy gushy, and then I gave him his gift, feeling like a dumb ass cuz my gift was not as big as his. It was a song ( as you may recall from my prev posts). He said it was awesome, and he loved it. I still feel like a douche, but oh well. 

Just wanted to report how today went. Afterwards we went out for food, and then I had to catch a bus home. Yeah, not a romantic ending, but what can ya do?

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: She Is Beautiful (Children of Bodom)

Drums please! (With Fresh Prince voice from the song Summertime)

Mental Patients,

                  Sometimes I wish I was a man. Just found out, my boyfriend literally took all of 15 minutes to get ready. He is ready to walk out the door. But it took me 2 hours to shower, put on my face, fix this mop of hair, douse myself in perfume, and pick out my outfit. He, on the other hand, gets showered, clothed, and hair brushed in about 1/8th of the time (I did the math. 120 minutes divided by 15 minutes equals 8. which makes it 1/8th the time. Math class for the day!! :3). That is crazy.  And he always looks so good, looks like he spent as much time as I do. Maybe its a guy thing. He doesn't even need to brush his hair. His bed knows how to style it :P
                Today we are going out. He's gonna restring my guitar, and then maybe write some new music. Haven't buckled down and written anything together in a long time, hope everything goes well. My inspiration has been through the roof lately, and I have a lot to write about, so maybe I will get some new stuff today. I miss hearing him play guitar. I also may finally have a drummer. Met him at the mall. So random, just started to  talking to his friend originally, and then I met the drummer. We hit it off, and he told me he can play drums. So, I'm gonna meet up with him sometime this week, set things up, see if he has what it takes. I pray he does, I don't have many options. Can't have a band without drums.
                    Ok, gonna go now. I have to go catch my bus.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Rebel Yell (Billy Idol Cover) (Black Veil Brides)

On A Serious Note In My Life

Mental Patients,

          Well, I don't usually discuss my emotions. Not to the extent that I am about to now. And maybe I shouldn't, maybe it is too personal, but well, quite frankly, I just don't give a damn.
            There are few things in this world that scare me. And no, I don't mean scare as in "Oh, I'm scared of spiders" or "Oh no, not a clown!". I mean actual, body shaking, terrifying, heart stopping fear.
            One of these things is love.
I have learned the hard way that whenever I love someone, they end up hurting me. My parents, all my ex boyfriends, all my ex friends, etc. But now I have found someone who I know, without a shadow of a doubt, loves me. I'm not particularly use to this, and I am one of those people who fear the unknown.
           What if he is just a good actor? I mean, even my dad, whom I was lucky if I saw once a year before he died (not really, i just sorta killed him in my head. long story.), didn't want me. And don't get me started about my mother. But the thing is, this guy actually loves me. I can see it in his eyes. And I honestly love him. With every fiber of my being, I love this guy. I'm just scared of being wanted. He told me just earlier that he feels lucky that a girl like me loves him. I'm not use to guys feeling lucky to have me. Not use to people wanting my love. Not to this extent. Sometimes I wonder if I am in a coma or something. This must be a dream. For someone to love me like this, and accept every flaw I have, and I have many, and still want me..... Its unbelievable. Inconceivable. And partially insane.
                  I am either really lucky, or fucked and stuck in a dream. And if this is a dream, I pray I never wake. I feel like I can handle all the bullshit that is thrown at me, all I have to do is look at my Ipod, and see the pic of him on my home screen back ground. And then I smile to myself.
                I know, this just sounds like the ramblings of a girl with low self esteem, but really I am just a girl that has learned the hard way that love is hard to find. Even in family. I know, I have some family members that love me. I have my nana, my auntie, etc, but still. I guess its different with them. The love I look for, its different. And now that I feel like I have found it, I never want to let it go.
              If anyone comments saying that I need to "love myself before I can love anyone else", please kindly refrain. I have heard this way too often. I do love myself. I am just not use to others loving me as well.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Savior (BVB)

Excerise, And Other Forms Of Torture.

Good Morning Mental Patients!

                      Guess who is off to the Gym?...... THIS unhappy psychopath! :P Oh I am so tired. I woke up way earlier than I needed to. My body refuses to let me sleep. I think its a conspiracy, because once my body found out about me going to the gym later ( gotta love the YMCA gym, right?) ,it decided to deprive me of sleep, thus making me too tired to go to the gym later. It wants me to stay the size I am. Ugh, this is so not cool. Oh well. 

                     So, I spent V-Day at the mall. Job hunting. The worst thing to do on V-day, 100%.  The bright side is I went up a size in my gauges. I am now at 7/16. YAY!!!!! I know I don't talk a lot about my ears, but I do wanna say that they make me happy :3

                    Ok, I need to go drink some coffee and get ready for the gym, because I am determined to go. Harass ya later!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the day: Forgive Me (Godsmack)

Yes, my Bob Marley shirt rocks :3

Valentines Day Is Upon Us!

Mental patients;

                       I usually don't care about holidays. Especially holidays that involve relationship statuses. BUT, this year I am celebrating Valentines Day. I know, shocker. Usually I just say Bah Hum Bug and act like a Scrooge all day. Instead, I buckled down, planned a V-Day gift, and informed Syko (Le Boyfriend) that I am planning something. Didn't tell him WHAT though, so he can wait until Sunday (yes, Sunday. Sucks I can't spend V-Day with him. Oh well...) to learn anything else about his gift.

For his gift I wrote him a song. Its totally not the right genre for me, but I had fun recording it. I will add a link to the recording for you guys, so that you can hear it. Don't make fun of my pitiful guitar skills, there is a reason that Syko is my guitarist in the band.  I am usually uncomfortable with slower songs like this one, its not really my genre. I usually write metal, so this is a big change for me.

This Feeling (Click Here)

Hope you enjoy (And get some laughs out of the other stuff I uploaded on there. I tell you, I thought I was hot shit back in the day, but in reality, I knew nothing about writing music. Also, everything I wrote on there was pop music, and totally not me. I was softer back then.)

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: One For The Money (Escape The Fate)

Spa Day!

Hello Mental Patients!

                Well, lately I have been feeling like crap, so I decided that I deserved a mini spa day. So, I buckled down, blasted some tunes, threw on PJ's, and busted out the facials and mani/pedi gear. I must say, I definitely needed this.  I did my eyebrows, and a nice face peel, and then I did a foot scrub. I feel squeaky clean now.  I put a pink heart shaped nail decal on my middle fingers, because I love irony. :P

OK, time to bust out the slightly embarrassing but definitely necessary selfie i took with the face gook on.

Locked and Loaded

Ok, and with that, I shall make my departure. I bid thee adieu, and until next time! *shoots you with my foot scrubby thingie* If there IS a next time... MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Gasoline (Seether)

I Require Some Assistance In Padded Room Number 6!

Calling All Mental Patients!

                Today I need your help. Yes, you with the straight jacket, I'm talking to you. See, I have hit a wall in the music arena. I have a few things that I need help with:

Numero Uno!

            I would like some new bands to look up. My playlist has been exhausted ( All 148 artists) and I would like some new stuff. If you have read my other posts, then you saw that I post the song I am listening to at the moment that I write my post. That should give you an idea of my music taste. Basically, anything heavy rock/metal, not Justin Bieber, and anything good. Sometimes I listen to stuff that is completely not rock (Take Blood On The Dance Floor for example.) but its still good stuff nonetheless.

Numero Dos!

           I am having some writers block in the song department. I know you shouldn't ask other people for inspiration (music is a personal thing, and usually asking someone else to help is silly) but I would really like some ideas. I have gone through most topics, and if anyone wants to help out, I would greatly appreciate it. Basically all I need is a key word. Sometimes a song title. Whatever you would like to contribute, it would be great.

Well, with that, I hope all you heed the Bat signal and check my blog, because I could use the help (especially with Numero Uno) Thanks, and stay tuned!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the day: Nothing (Because my Ipod is now a void of boring.)

Me and Le boyfriend!

Mental Patients!!!

       Spent the the better part of today with the boo-sky.  Finally convinced him to make a facebook. So now I can finally say WHO I am in a relationship with on facebook. I hate that they don't let you say who you are with unless that other person has a facebook. Its kinda dumb. But oh well.

Tis me and Le Boyfriend, hanging out at the Apple store in the mall. Lmao, selfies on the Macs :P

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Zombie (The Cranberries)

Mah Hurr Izzz Feenished! (Sound it out)

Mental Patients, 

             Well, my hair is done. it is white. As white as they could get it, at least. I got it done at Capelli Salon, on 266 Atwells Ave. prov, RI. (I gave you all the info cuz if you go there and say I referred you, I get 40% off my next hair fixing. so please mention me!)
             The lady who did my hair is named Kelly, and she is AWESOME! Her hair is pretty cool too, so I knew I could trust her to make me look epic.

Le Results!

Pretty awesome, huh?

                   So tomorrow me and the boyfriend are going to the movies. Gonna see Ride Along. The one with Ice Cube.  yeah, looks funny :3

Ok, well tune in next time! 

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Knives and Pens (BVB)

Loki-Licious

Mental Patients:

            I know I already posted today, but I must know:

IS ANYONE ELSE PART OF LOKI'S ARMY?!

I adore that crazy yet sexy as hell god of mischief.

Hail LOKI!

... Anyone else with me?

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night Tonight (Seether)

BVB Army for Life!

Listen up Mental Patients!

              If you know anything about me, you know I love Black Veil Brides. Well I just learned something amazing today: Jake Pitts (the guitarist) has Guitar Lessons on YouTube! AHHH!!! This is mind blowing! So I shall give all you BVB soldiers the link. Hope you love it!

http://www.youtube.com/user/JakePittsBVBfeature=watch

That is his YouTube channel. (Isn't he gorgeous?)

Oh, this is Avenged Sevenfold's YouTube channel, just FYI

http://www.youtube.com/user/avengedsevenfold

Stay Metal!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Rebel Love Song (BVB)

WARNING: I am NOT a doctor (Just a weirdo who acts like one)

Mental Patients!!

              I know I'm no doctor, but I would like to discuss Birth Control. More specifically, IUD's. I know, not a particularly fun topic.... Actually, not a fun topic at all. But I feel compelled to say something. I got an IUD yesterday, and let me tell you: it hurt like H-E- Double Hockey Stick. I know that everyone has different body types, but I figured I would share my experience. Usually I handle pain pretty well, I mean, when I was 7 years old, I was attacked by a dog who ripped a chunk of my face off, and I told my mother not to cry. Yeah, I handle pain well. But when I say that I went from Princess Leia ( a thoroughly bad ass character) to C-3PO, I am not even slightly exaggerating. I guess on some level I knew it wouldn't be easy, I mean come on, nothing at the OB-GYN is considered actually easy, but the doc was like "you're a trooper, you may not even feel a thing!", I ended up having high expectations. Doesn't help that half way through the procedure I had to pee SO bad. Not good. Especially since you can't do the pee dance (we all do it) when someone is messing around in the Netherlands Region.... Recipe for disaster? Yup.
                  Shortly afterwards,  I felt this pain unlike anything else, emanating from my pelvic area. I'm not a wuss, and I don't usually take pain relievers, I don't complain, I just don't, but when I got home, I took Tylenol, and passed out on my bed for a few hours with a heating pad. It was so intense. The worst cramps of my life, and I get some pretty bad cramps. Now, the next day, I am still kinda in pain. Definitely not as bad, but it is still there. So last night, out of fear that something went wrong, I looked up pain after IUD insertion. I know, never base shit off of what you read online, so I went about it taking things with a grain of salt. But when I saw how many women said they felt pain after their IUD insertion, I realized two things: 1.) I'm not alone, and 2.) my doc lied.
                    Let me get things straight, I don't regret getting it done. I don't ever really want kids, but I don't want that to affect my sex life (Hi mom.), so I think getting it done was the best solution I could have ever made. I know people say that the best thing to prevent pregnancy is abstinence, but who the hell really does that? I guess a few people, but for the most part, in this day and age, not many. At least not many that  I know. Maybe I am wrong, and there is a whole little community of them, like the Amish. I don't know, but I do know is that I am certainly not one or them. OK, that just made me sound like a hoe... I am not a hoe.
                  I basically wrote this post to tell you about my experience. I am definitely not saying not to get it. In fact, I am saying you should. I am just warning you that it hurt like a mofo. OK, about 24 hours of slowly decreasing pain (at least for me), with 5 years of pregnancy free sex, or 18 years of oops? Your call. I know I personally would rather take the pain. And the pain from the IUD is not nearly as bad as child birth. Its bad, don't get me wrong, but not nearly as bad. Because for example, Mirena (the one I got) is about the size of roughly 1/6th of your palm. Just a little T-shaped doodad that goes in your uterus, and hangs out there for 5 years.
               Well, that is all for today, my amazing little crazy people. Tune in next time, because next time (tomorrow) I will be discussing my finished hair. I want the end product to be white (it is currently a light blonde with pinkish tips).

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Down with the Sickness (Disturbed)

I Hate SNOW! (And Job Hunting)

Mental Patients,

         How are we this horrible, freezing, wet, and down right gross snowy day? I ruined my poor sneakers in the snow today... The wetness took the ink off the toes of my converse sneakers. I like to draw on them, and the pen ink came off. Stupid snow, ruining my stuff.
         Job hunted today. Pretty insane! I mean, jobs are so hard to come by, why is this? This world is chock full of wonderful stuff, like computers, pasta, and mail order brides. With tons of products, comes tons of jobs. So WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE JOBS GOING??? I mean, I am just a 17 year old kid, my life should be beginning. So where are the jobs? Opportunities? I can't seem to find any proof of our expanded markets, because I figure, with more products, comes more jobs. Someone has to stock shelves for new stuff, or make the new stuff, or sell the new stuff. So what is the hold up? Maybe it's just me, but I feel like we should have more jobs. This is such a big world, where are all the little jobs?

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Night: Addicted (Saving Abel)

P.s. I realize that my soundtracks rarely have anything to do with my entries, and that is the way I intend them. They really have nothing to do with how I am feeling when I write, I just feel like saying what song is either stuck in my head for no reason, or what song is playing on my head phones. AND, I know a lot of bands that aren't very popular, and I just want people to realize their amazingness. 

*arrow sticking out of chest* Don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.

Mental Patients,

          I have a boo boo. I burnt myself making lunch for my boyfriend (yes, i am slowly becoming domesticated.... Like a cat.) My finger just lightly grazed the roof of the oven on Sunday, while i was making strawberry croissants, and now, 3 days later, my finger looks like i pressed my finger against the oven. When i got the wound, it looked like a small white flaky line. Now it looks hideous! Why is this? Every time i look at my finger, i'm like "Kill it! Kill it with Fire, before that ugly thing spawns!!!" And then staff looks at me like i am crazy (because I am) and i leave the room embarrassed. Ah, the life of a burn victim.
          I will NOT be broadcasting what my wounded appendage looks like, because i hate when people show me their injuries. Gross. Once I saw this picture of someone getting their stretched lobe closed.... *shudder* it was intense, in a grotesque sort of manner.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Reverse This Curse (Escape The Fate)

Just Bleached My Hair!!

Hello mentally estranged!

          Well today I went out and got my hurr did (Tyler perry-inese for hair done). What do to think guys??

 

Pretty awesome!!

Also spent the day with my boyfriend!

Aren't we adorable? :P He is the best boyfriend ever. (I know my hair is dark in this pic, this was taken before the dying of the hair, just FYI)

         Well, just wanted to share the news about my new hair. Hope you like it as much as I do!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Rise above this (seether)

Look What I Drew!!!

Hey Mental Patients!

            Today I'm working on tattoo designs. As my birthday creeps closer, so does my major birthday gift: Tattoos! So, I have been putting the final touches on my masterpieces. Today I got a new idea: a beautiful demon princess lounging across my ribs. So I have been drawing it out all day. hope you like the rough draft!

         So, tell me what you think, simply drop me a comment!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Beauty Killer (Jeffree Star)

A Corny Love Poem

love

some say it is petty
others say its a waste
i say its amazing
it puts a glow in my face
i am in love
that is a fact
where our love grows
other loves lack
this is our love

Hey, I know Anxiety, I Added Her On Facebook!

         anx·i·e·ty

          aNGˈzī-itē/

      noun

1. 1.

   a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an imminent event or something with an uncertain outcome.

   "he felt a surge of anxiety"

                 Anxiety. We have all heard the term, and perhaps even experienced it for ourselves. It can break even the strongest. Fear, nerves, anxiety, panic, and stress. My biggest enemies. Multiple things cause this. First, the fear that I am turning 18 years old with out a solid plan. I have no job, no car, and I have yet to re-apply for my social security. I seem to be at a stand still. 

                   Second, the nervousness of money. Life is just too expensive these days. Between cars, gas, apartments, food, clothes, and everything else, how will I survive?

                    And Third, I fear that i am screwing up. The things I want for myself (to open a tattoo shop, devote myself to my band) What if I am making all the wrong choices? What if I am left with half a life?

                  Anxiety can be paralyzing, taking control of you and sucking you into this heart palpitating mess of tears and, in some cases, alcohol. It is debilitating, it can make you go from a warrior, to a little child curled up in the fetal position and rocking. It can make women devour pints of chocolate ice cream, it can make teens hide in their rooms, and it can make children scared to go outside. It is a monster.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Dancing Dead (A7X)

Love (And Other illegal Substances)

Guess What Mental Patients!

               
         My boyfriend said he loves me! AHHHH!!!!!! I'm about to burst! I have been too chicken to tell him how I feel about him, and finally I told him. Of course I said it in french, and then I had to translate it (that's embarrassing).... But still! I am so happy, because I was so scared to be the first one to say it, (What if he said no?) but finally I summoned the balls to say it, and he said he loved me back! I'm so friggin' happy right now! * squeal*

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Morticians Daughter (Black Veil Brides) (Our Song)

Happy Days!

So Mental Patients!!!

           Today went very well. Other than the fact that my poor Syko (my boyfriends nickname) was freezing like crazy, and I ended up giving him my jacket (I told you, I'm a warrior, I don't need a jacket. Besides, he is skinnier than me, less fat to keep him warm.. Always a plus side to being plus size, right?)
         So, our date was fun. We went to get coffee, and then hung out in the cold when the lady at DnD told us that we weren't able to stay longer... I hate that lady.. :P
         He isn't the mushy gushy type, so I know when he told me that I'm the only person that he thinks about, that is pretty big. i don't wanna read into it too much, but I get tingly feelings when I try to decipher what he says. I would say I'm pretty fluent in guy, being the only girl at the boy table at lunch as a kid. I know when a guy is embarrassed to say he likes a girl... More than he is willing to admit.
         Well, I also got my Ipod Touch today, so this means that I now have a better way to listen to music, and a better alarm clock. YAY!
        Ok, I should go. Tune in next time!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Halloween (King Diamond)

Warmness on the Soul

Mental Patients!!!!

          Well, going on my first date with my boyfriend! We've been dating for a while, but still hadn't gone on a legitimate date. We're going to the park! (Que the girly "Awwwwwwwwwhh") I mean, I have to take 2 buses to get there, and then back again, but I would say it is VERY worth it. Usually I would ask the guy to pick me up, however, since I'm in a *ehem * "Program"  (i.e. a type of group home)       they would not let my boyfriend simply pick me up. They say "If you happen to 'run into him' at the park, we can't do anything about that, but he can't pick you up." Sounds cool in theory, except what if my bus is late,what if he is lost? I know Woonsocket (where the park is) as well as any, but he is not even from Rhode Island! I hope I get there on time..
           On to the topic of my boyfriend. I met him outside my Aunts house. Now, before your creeper alerts go off, he lives with his dad next door to my aunt. So no, he is not a stalker. Just a REALLY cute boy next-door. I was outside playing my guitar (and horribly sucking at it, might I add), and he was outside just hanging out. I knew my guitar was out of tune, so I asked him if he knew how to tune a guitar. He said yes, and then he did. He isn't much of a talker, so there was sort of an awkward silence. Then I went inthe house.
           Doesn't sound very romantic, I know. But then, like a month later, I was hanging out with his sister, and I heard this guitar riff emanate through out the house. I didn't even know she had a brother, so yeah. I asked her where that riff (it was a Metallica song, btw, if my memory is correct) was coming from, and she said her brother. I was like, YOU have a brother?! And so she took me to meet  him. From there we still weren't quite so romantic, we talked, and then the topic of starting a band came up. So for a while we were only band mates, then friends. And then, one fateful day, I summoned the nerve to write him a letter telling him my true feelings for him. Thus making us boyfriend and girlfriend, because, turns out, he feels the same. Which brings us to today.
          Well, now that I have written a novel about my boyfriend (usually I write shorter posts, if you haven't noticed) , I shall go get ready. Make up and hair time!!!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the day: Gunslinger (A7x) 

P.s. I didn't realize how many love inspired songs Avenged Sevenfold (A7x, incase you didn't know) has! Definitely makes finding the perfect song for me and my boyfriend easier. He is as much of a metal head, if not more, as me. 

The Big "ONE ZERO ZERO"!!!

Oh My Little Mental Patients!

                It seems that I have officially gotten 100 views.  While this may sound small to you, this sounds pretty big to me. This means that 100 people were bored enough to click on my blog, 100 people were crazy enough to check me out, and 100 people were AWESOME enough to read! This pleases me to no end, and I hope it continues! I love blogging, and having people read my stuff gives me little flutterflies (or maybe its just because I'm crazy... Who will ever know?)

           Just wanted to say how happy this makes me, and I hope to soon be saying I have 1,000 views. 

Thanks! Until next time!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Mercedes Benz (Janis Joplin)

I Am A Warrior!

What's good, Mental Patients?

                 I just walked from Broadway, prov, to Thayer street..... I'm not sure if you know this, but that is supposed to be a 40 minute walk. Doesn't sound like much, except the fact that a 38 minute walk in the blistering cold can take WAY longer than just 38 minutes. Google maps lies. They told me it would only take 38 minutes. It took me roughly an hour and a half. CRAZINESS!!! I am so tired, and so sore, absolutely unhappy in almost every way. So now I am at home, resting with my heating pad and motrin, planning yet ANOTHER adventure. Only this time I am taking the bus. No more "Hey, lets go for a walk!" bullshit. Just saying, never again. But enough of my pain, I did get a tad lucky while on my expedition. I filled out 10 job applications, Hope someone says they think I'm good enough!
              Well, with that, folks, it is time to bid thee adieu. Until next time!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Black Hole Sun (Soundgarden)

The Shortest Post Known To Man!

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Hey Mental Patients!

              Well,this is going to be a short post, I just want to say that I am sad because i had to cancel my plans for tomorrow. Now my only plans are to go to the gym, and job search on Thayer St. (providence, RI)
               Wish me well at the gym!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack:  Wish you were here (Avril Lavigne)

Canada, Please Take "The Biebs" Back!

Mental Patients!!

            Ok, the Supernatural v.s. Justin Bieber memes on tumbler are killing me! They are SO funny! I can't stop laughing! I agree, Justin Bieber is ridiculous. Honestly though, I don't think he can be deported just for this. * pouty face*
             However, I am glad that he is in trouble. But, this poses and issue: children look up to this schmuck. And little girls are posting #neverleavingjustin and #legend #hero #justinbieber ......... This smells like trouble. I wish kids could see that even stars can be idiots. Major. Idiots. I would rather he just not act up. Its not worth the children seeing him act this way, even if I want him deported. I have little cousins and family members who adore the ground his stupid shoes walk upon. i wish he could just quietly resign and leave. Don't do drugs and shit when kids look up to you * cough* Lindsey Lohan *cough*
           Ok, enough of this rant, I'mgonna get back to tumblr. just thought I would share my feelings on this matter.

My tumblr: www.icanandwillbringthenoise.tumblr.com/

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Night: Awake (Godsmack)

LMAO, I can't believe I'm arrested!!!................ wait, shit. I'm arrested?

This is just grotesque.... Seriously?!!!?! He's even SMILING IN HIS MUGSHOT! SMH.....

Buses, and Other Monstrosities.

Hey Mental Patients,

                                         Do you hate the bus too? I certainly do! 

        So here's the scene: I'm trying to set up a hang out session with one of my friends, and low and behold, the bus doesn't want to take me all the way there! BUT! It suggests i take a taxi... *face palm* I can't walk the rest of the way, and I have no money for a taxi, so now what? Do i ask one of my non-existent friends to drive me the rest of the way? (In case you didn't get that from the prev. sentence, I have no friends kind enough to do this, or friends who CAN do this) So now I'm trapped in this hole of "should I even go through with this?" with no way out. See,the bus is nice in theory. Saves gas, money, and the atmosphere. BUT, it comes with a price. I like the bus when it can get me from point A to point B with minimal walking. I guess some of you are thinking: "what is so important that you would subject yourself to this?" or maybe "Get a job and car, you damn slob!" or, most likely, " Do I look like i give a crap?".

        Tell ya what, comment on this post with your worst bus experiences, or most embarrassing, if your worst is too "worse". 

                                                       Tune in next time!

-Dani Asylum

                   Soundtrack of the Night: Josey (Hey Monday)

Oh the HORRORS of Job Hunting!!!!! (And other scary stories)

Calling All Mental Patients!

                 I am having some difficulty in the job searching arena.... In other words, I can't find a job. No one seems to want to hire a kid with little to no experience. The problem with this,however, is that how do you get experience if you don't get a job? Its a paradox! And I have no clue how to end this vicious cycle of inexperience! I have had volunteer jobs, but the places I apply to don't seem to care too much that I volunteered at a Cat Shelter, or that I worked at an art studio. It seems that every application I send in is disregarded as soon as they take a look at my age. I'm 17 years old, not 7! Just because I'm 17 years old does not mean I am incompetent. I am a harder worker than some adults! I know adults who don't even want to job hunt, they are too lazy to go online and go to a job hunting website! So to be judged on my lack of experience and my age is appalling! When will someone be willing to give a kid a chance? My 18th birthday is no longer just "slowly creeping up", it is coming at the speed of light! I find the aspect of turning 18 without a job horrifying and absolutely NOT an option! So how do I fix this?! No, how do WE fix this. This affects more than just me, I am sure sure of this. I have friends who can't find a job due to the same issues. What is wrong with this world? I don't think the economy is SO bad that a few teens can't be hired! I think kids are important to hire, its life skills! How do kids learn to grow up if they aren't given "Grown up" responsibilities! Its mind blowing!
                   Alright, that's my bit for the day. If anyone else feels the same, post a comment!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Night: Fur Cue (Seether)

Here's Dani!!! *Que the Jack Nicholson face*

Hey Mental Patients!

                Well, I'm Back. Hope you guys are enjoying this blog thus far. Well, what should I talk about now? I guess I should talk about things that I care deeply about.
                 Last night I was on the phone with my grandfather (who happens to be a homophobic racist.... I swear I'm nothing like that) and we came upon the topic of sexuality. Yes, the big S.O. That convo didn't go very well..... To put it lightly. I informed him(finally) that I am in fact Bisexual.... He told me to go see a shrink and join a church.
                   At first I was taken aback, and I even hung up on him. But then I got to thinking.... If my papa,who loves me SO much, reacted so harshly to my S.O., then what does that say about society? Are we really as accepted as we claim? Are we lying to each other to give us a false sense of calm? What is the true meaning of gay pride day? I noticed one day that an openly lesbian couple walking down the street, happy as could be, were given looks of contempt. How do we stop this? CAN we stop this? This just doesn't seem right to me. What do you think?
                     Well, enough with the ramblings of a psycho. I'm gonna turn in for the night. Tune in next time!

-Dani Asylum

              Soundtrack for the night: Becoming the Bull (Atreyu)

P.S. Just found out today that young Ozzy Osbourne (yes, thats him as a teen) looks a lot like my boyfriend..... Is this a sign?! :3 <3 <3 <3