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Mental Patients!!!

         OK, Fifty Shades of Darker is going so amazingly. I just can't contain it, he said he loves her! AH! (ugh, I am totally fangirling right now.) I blush every time  I hear the word "Vanilla" now though.... Well, that and a few other words.
         My ankle is doing MUCH better. I can walk, sorta, and I am no longer using my crutches. I know, its only been a few days, I should still use them, yadda yadda yadda, but no. I am way to frustrated with those stupid pieces of metal.
         Going to Swan Point Cemetery with Le Boyfriend on Sunday. Gonna visit the grave of H.P. Lovecraft. I figure that would be a fun little date. Always wanted to visit it, and now I can cross that off my Bucket List.
          OK, I have a few things to do, so I can't stay long. I shall write soon!

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-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Day: I Get Off (Halestorm)

WHOA

Mental Patients,

             Check me into butler Hospital, I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, and I liked it. Now, not saying I liked all that crazy ass kinky shit (if a guy ever hit me.... wow, that would be the day I kill someone), but to be honest, my favorite parts were when they were emailing back and forth. Pay attention to the email Subject titles in both Anastasia's and Christian's emails, and the signatures in Christian Grey's emails. They made me laugh like crazy. Who ever said these books had crappy dialogue, well, THEY are crappy dialogue. I started reading Fifty Shades Darker last night. Its part 2 in the trilogy. I was so shocked by the way that the first one ended. I was like "NO!!!!!!!" and I hide under a pillow. I hope things get better :/ (I will NOT give spoiler alerts, so if you want to discuss the book, you are gonna have to message me through the contact form at the bottom right-ish part of this blog)
          So, my ankle isn't much better, though at least I can breath and move it without crying. Still plan on going out with Le Boyfriend on Sunday (I know, stupid, but I refuse to let anything come in the way. I only see him once a week.... :/) I'm not sure what we are gonna do though, so if anyone has any ideas of fun stuff that is indoors during the winter located near either Woonsocket or Cumberland, please leave me a comment!!!! Thank You Much-ly.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Still Into You (Paramore)

SO Not My Day.

Mental Patients!

                 Oh how I am glad to see you! Almost died today. Well, not really, but sorta. See, I was at the bus station, and I was running to catch my bus, and I slipped on ice. Not just a little "oops. No one saw that" slip either. No, I came in like a wrecking ball. And went down like Miley Cyrus. :P (I crack myself up. Like an egg.)  My ankle went sideways, and made the grossest sound EVER. I mean, I watch horror movies and laugh when body parts are sawed off, but this sound made me cringe. It sounded SO nasty. And then I felt this intense pain, like nothing else. Then, I got on the wrong bus. And was stuck in East Bumfuck, with no phone. Had to hobble my way to a Cumberland farms to use a phone. Ended up calling a rescue. Whilst in said rescue, I used their phone to call Le Boyfriend, let him know I broke myself. He was like "were you playing in traffic again?" :P I was in so much pain, I cried while on the phone. It was pitiful. And miserable. And  embarrassing.  Got an X-Ray, turns out, not broken. Still hurts like hell though. Now I'm at home with ice and Motrin. And the internet. I think I will be alright. Still a tad shook up from today though. So scary.
             Gonna go rest in bed and read. I started reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh my bane, that is some fucked up shit. I feel like a psychiatrist, just trying to figure out WHY?  I find the Anastasia character interesting as well. Its interesting to read about this stuff from her perspective. I haven't gotten incredibly far yet, so I am still not sure what about Christian Grey's "Red Room of Pain" makes her go "Oh yes!", but I hope I find out soon. Its well written though, and very detailed. A little TOO detailed, but it's intriguing, so I don't mind. I think of it like Science. I'm weird.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Night: One for the Money (Escape the Fate)

OMG Funny buns

Laugh At This, Mental Patients!

                 I just found this on You tube. You will laugh like crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRMFH71fDIE

                 While you are on there, look at the Frozen musical with the disney princesses. It is fucking hilarious!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Random Youtube Videos

The Run Down :3

Mental Patients!!!

               Well, Syko gave me my V-Day gifts. And I gave him his, of course. I didn't expect him to get me anything big, but boy was I surprised. First he hands me a valentine card. Its a Star Wars card. He knows me well :3

And then he pulls out a little box. Now I'm curious.

So then he opens it, and what do I see? A gorgeous heart shaped necklace. I mean, its amazing. I love it. And he was like "happy valentines day my love" and I all but melted (If that is possible when its freezing as fuck outside)

I am a happy camper. So, I hugged him, was all mushy gushy, and then I gave him his gift, feeling like a dumb ass cuz my gift was not as big as his. It was a song ( as you may recall from my prev posts). He said it was awesome, and he loved it. I still feel like a douche, but oh well. 

Just wanted to report how today went. Afterwards we went out for food, and then I had to catch a bus home. Yeah, not a romantic ending, but what can ya do?

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: She Is Beautiful (Children of Bodom)

Drums please! (With Fresh Prince voice from the song Summertime)

Mental Patients,

                  Sometimes I wish I was a man. Just found out, my boyfriend literally took all of 15 minutes to get ready. He is ready to walk out the door. But it took me 2 hours to shower, put on my face, fix this mop of hair, douse myself in perfume, and pick out my outfit. He, on the other hand, gets showered, clothed, and hair brushed in about 1/8th of the time (I did the math. 120 minutes divided by 15 minutes equals 8. which makes it 1/8th the time. Math class for the day!! :3). That is crazy.  And he always looks so good, looks like he spent as much time as I do. Maybe its a guy thing. He doesn't even need to brush his hair. His bed knows how to style it :P
                Today we are going out. He's gonna restring my guitar, and then maybe write some new music. Haven't buckled down and written anything together in a long time, hope everything goes well. My inspiration has been through the roof lately, and I have a lot to write about, so maybe I will get some new stuff today. I miss hearing him play guitar. I also may finally have a drummer. Met him at the mall. So random, just started to  talking to his friend originally, and then I met the drummer. We hit it off, and he told me he can play drums. So, I'm gonna meet up with him sometime this week, set things up, see if he has what it takes. I pray he does, I don't have many options. Can't have a band without drums.
                    Ok, gonna go now. I have to go catch my bus.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Rebel Yell (Billy Idol Cover) (Black Veil Brides)

On A Serious Note In My Life

Mental Patients,

          Well, I don't usually discuss my emotions. Not to the extent that I am about to now. And maybe I shouldn't, maybe it is too personal, but well, quite frankly, I just don't give a damn.
            There are few things in this world that scare me. And no, I don't mean scare as in "Oh, I'm scared of spiders" or "Oh no, not a clown!". I mean actual, body shaking, terrifying, heart stopping fear.
            One of these things is love.
I have learned the hard way that whenever I love someone, they end up hurting me. My parents, all my ex boyfriends, all my ex friends, etc. But now I have found someone who I know, without a shadow of a doubt, loves me. I'm not particularly use to this, and I am one of those people who fear the unknown.
           What if he is just a good actor? I mean, even my dad, whom I was lucky if I saw once a year before he died (not really, i just sorta killed him in my head. long story.), didn't want me. And don't get me started about my mother. But the thing is, this guy actually loves me. I can see it in his eyes. And I honestly love him. With every fiber of my being, I love this guy. I'm just scared of being wanted. He told me just earlier that he feels lucky that a girl like me loves him. I'm not use to guys feeling lucky to have me. Not use to people wanting my love. Not to this extent. Sometimes I wonder if I am in a coma or something. This must be a dream. For someone to love me like this, and accept every flaw I have, and I have many, and still want me..... Its unbelievable. Inconceivable. And partially insane.
                  I am either really lucky, or fucked and stuck in a dream. And if this is a dream, I pray I never wake. I feel like I can handle all the bullshit that is thrown at me, all I have to do is look at my Ipod, and see the pic of him on my home screen back ground. And then I smile to myself.
                I know, this just sounds like the ramblings of a girl with low self esteem, but really I am just a girl that has learned the hard way that love is hard to find. Even in family. I know, I have some family members that love me. I have my nana, my auntie, etc, but still. I guess its different with them. The love I look for, its different. And now that I feel like I have found it, I never want to let it go.
              If anyone comments saying that I need to "love myself before I can love anyone else", please kindly refrain. I have heard this way too often. I do love myself. I am just not use to others loving me as well.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Savior (BVB)

Excerise, And Other Forms Of Torture.

Good Morning Mental Patients!

                      Guess who is off to the Gym?...... THIS unhappy psychopath! :P Oh I am so tired. I woke up way earlier than I needed to. My body refuses to let me sleep. I think its a conspiracy, because once my body found out about me going to the gym later ( gotta love the YMCA gym, right?) ,it decided to deprive me of sleep, thus making me too tired to go to the gym later. It wants me to stay the size I am. Ugh, this is so not cool. Oh well. 

                     So, I spent V-Day at the mall. Job hunting. The worst thing to do on V-day, 100%.  The bright side is I went up a size in my gauges. I am now at 7/16. YAY!!!!! I know I don't talk a lot about my ears, but I do wanna say that they make me happy :3

                    Ok, I need to go drink some coffee and get ready for the gym, because I am determined to go. Harass ya later!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the day: Forgive Me (Godsmack)

Yes, my Bob Marley shirt rocks :3

Valentines Day Is Upon Us!

Mental patients;

                       I usually don't care about holidays. Especially holidays that involve relationship statuses. BUT, this year I am celebrating Valentines Day. I know, shocker. Usually I just say Bah Hum Bug and act like a Scrooge all day. Instead, I buckled down, planned a V-Day gift, and informed Syko (Le Boyfriend) that I am planning something. Didn't tell him WHAT though, so he can wait until Sunday (yes, Sunday. Sucks I can't spend V-Day with him. Oh well...) to learn anything else about his gift.

For his gift I wrote him a song. Its totally not the right genre for me, but I had fun recording it. I will add a link to the recording for you guys, so that you can hear it. Don't make fun of my pitiful guitar skills, there is a reason that Syko is my guitarist in the band.  I am usually uncomfortable with slower songs like this one, its not really my genre. I usually write metal, so this is a big change for me.

This Feeling (Click Here)

Hope you enjoy (And get some laughs out of the other stuff I uploaded on there. I tell you, I thought I was hot shit back in the day, but in reality, I knew nothing about writing music. Also, everything I wrote on there was pop music, and totally not me. I was softer back then.)

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: One For The Money (Escape The Fate)

Spa Day!

Hello Mental Patients!

                Well, lately I have been feeling like crap, so I decided that I deserved a mini spa day. So, I buckled down, blasted some tunes, threw on PJ's, and busted out the facials and mani/pedi gear. I must say, I definitely needed this.  I did my eyebrows, and a nice face peel, and then I did a foot scrub. I feel squeaky clean now.  I put a pink heart shaped nail decal on my middle fingers, because I love irony. :P

OK, time to bust out the slightly embarrassing but definitely necessary selfie i took with the face gook on.

Locked and Loaded

Ok, and with that, I shall make my departure. I bid thee adieu, and until next time! *shoots you with my foot scrubby thingie* If there IS a next time... MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Gasoline (Seether)

I Require Some Assistance In Padded Room Number 6!

Calling All Mental Patients!

                Today I need your help. Yes, you with the straight jacket, I'm talking to you. See, I have hit a wall in the music arena. I have a few things that I need help with:

Numero Uno!

            I would like some new bands to look up. My playlist has been exhausted ( All 148 artists) and I would like some new stuff. If you have read my other posts, then you saw that I post the song I am listening to at the moment that I write my post. That should give you an idea of my music taste. Basically, anything heavy rock/metal, not Justin Bieber, and anything good. Sometimes I listen to stuff that is completely not rock (Take Blood On The Dance Floor for example.) but its still good stuff nonetheless.

Numero Dos!

           I am having some writers block in the song department. I know you shouldn't ask other people for inspiration (music is a personal thing, and usually asking someone else to help is silly) but I would really like some ideas. I have gone through most topics, and if anyone wants to help out, I would greatly appreciate it. Basically all I need is a key word. Sometimes a song title. Whatever you would like to contribute, it would be great.

Well, with that, I hope all you heed the Bat signal and check my blog, because I could use the help (especially with Numero Uno) Thanks, and stay tuned!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the day: Nothing (Because my Ipod is now a void of boring.)

Me and Le boyfriend!

Mental Patients!!!

       Spent the the better part of today with the boo-sky.  Finally convinced him to make a facebook. So now I can finally say WHO I am in a relationship with on facebook. I hate that they don't let you say who you are with unless that other person has a facebook. Its kinda dumb. But oh well.

Tis me and Le Boyfriend, hanging out at the Apple store in the mall. Lmao, selfies on the Macs :P

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Zombie (The Cranberries)

Mah Hurr Izzz Feenished! (Sound it out)

Mental Patients, 

             Well, my hair is done. it is white. As white as they could get it, at least. I got it done at Capelli Salon, on 266 Atwells Ave. prov, RI. (I gave you all the info cuz if you go there and say I referred you, I get 40% off my next hair fixing. so please mention me!)
             The lady who did my hair is named Kelly, and she is AWESOME! Her hair is pretty cool too, so I knew I could trust her to make me look epic.

Le Results!

Pretty awesome, huh?

                   So tomorrow me and the boyfriend are going to the movies. Gonna see Ride Along. The one with Ice Cube.  yeah, looks funny :3

Ok, well tune in next time! 

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Knives and Pens (BVB)

Loki-Licious

Mental Patients:

            I know I already posted today, but I must know:

IS ANYONE ELSE PART OF LOKI'S ARMY?!

I adore that crazy yet sexy as hell god of mischief.

Hail LOKI!

... Anyone else with me?

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night Tonight (Seether)

BVB Army for Life!

Listen up Mental Patients!

              If you know anything about me, you know I love Black Veil Brides. Well I just learned something amazing today: Jake Pitts (the guitarist) has Guitar Lessons on YouTube! AHHH!!! This is mind blowing! So I shall give all you BVB soldiers the link. Hope you love it!

http://www.youtube.com/user/JakePittsBVBfeature=watch

That is his YouTube channel. (Isn't he gorgeous?)

Oh, this is Avenged Sevenfold's YouTube channel, just FYI

http://www.youtube.com/user/avengedsevenfold

Stay Metal!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Rebel Love Song (BVB)

WARNING: I am NOT a doctor (Just a weirdo who acts like one)

Mental Patients!!

              I know I'm no doctor, but I would like to discuss Birth Control. More specifically, IUD's. I know, not a particularly fun topic.... Actually, not a fun topic at all. But I feel compelled to say something. I got an IUD yesterday, and let me tell you: it hurt like H-E- Double Hockey Stick. I know that everyone has different body types, but I figured I would share my experience. Usually I handle pain pretty well, I mean, when I was 7 years old, I was attacked by a dog who ripped a chunk of my face off, and I told my mother not to cry. Yeah, I handle pain well. But when I say that I went from Princess Leia ( a thoroughly bad ass character) to C-3PO, I am not even slightly exaggerating. I guess on some level I knew it wouldn't be easy, I mean come on, nothing at the OB-GYN is considered actually easy, but the doc was like "you're a trooper, you may not even feel a thing!", I ended up having high expectations. Doesn't help that half way through the procedure I had to pee SO bad. Not good. Especially since you can't do the pee dance (we all do it) when someone is messing around in the Netherlands Region.... Recipe for disaster? Yup.
                  Shortly afterwards,  I felt this pain unlike anything else, emanating from my pelvic area. I'm not a wuss, and I don't usually take pain relievers, I don't complain, I just don't, but when I got home, I took Tylenol, and passed out on my bed for a few hours with a heating pad. It was so intense. The worst cramps of my life, and I get some pretty bad cramps. Now, the next day, I am still kinda in pain. Definitely not as bad, but it is still there. So last night, out of fear that something went wrong, I looked up pain after IUD insertion. I know, never base shit off of what you read online, so I went about it taking things with a grain of salt. But when I saw how many women said they felt pain after their IUD insertion, I realized two things: 1.) I'm not alone, and 2.) my doc lied.
                    Let me get things straight, I don't regret getting it done. I don't ever really want kids, but I don't want that to affect my sex life (Hi mom.), so I think getting it done was the best solution I could have ever made. I know people say that the best thing to prevent pregnancy is abstinence, but who the hell really does that? I guess a few people, but for the most part, in this day and age, not many. At least not many that  I know. Maybe I am wrong, and there is a whole little community of them, like the Amish. I don't know, but I do know is that I am certainly not one or them. OK, that just made me sound like a hoe... I am not a hoe.
                  I basically wrote this post to tell you about my experience. I am definitely not saying not to get it. In fact, I am saying you should. I am just warning you that it hurt like a mofo. OK, about 24 hours of slowly decreasing pain (at least for me), with 5 years of pregnancy free sex, or 18 years of oops? Your call. I know I personally would rather take the pain. And the pain from the IUD is not nearly as bad as child birth. Its bad, don't get me wrong, but not nearly as bad. Because for example, Mirena (the one I got) is about the size of roughly 1/6th of your palm. Just a little T-shaped doodad that goes in your uterus, and hangs out there for 5 years.
               Well, that is all for today, my amazing little crazy people. Tune in next time, because next time (tomorrow) I will be discussing my finished hair. I want the end product to be white (it is currently a light blonde with pinkish tips).

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Down with the Sickness (Disturbed)

I Hate SNOW! (And Job Hunting)

Mental Patients,

         How are we this horrible, freezing, wet, and down right gross snowy day? I ruined my poor sneakers in the snow today... The wetness took the ink off the toes of my converse sneakers. I like to draw on them, and the pen ink came off. Stupid snow, ruining my stuff.
         Job hunted today. Pretty insane! I mean, jobs are so hard to come by, why is this? This world is chock full of wonderful stuff, like computers, pasta, and mail order brides. With tons of products, comes tons of jobs. So WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE JOBS GOING??? I mean, I am just a 17 year old kid, my life should be beginning. So where are the jobs? Opportunities? I can't seem to find any proof of our expanded markets, because I figure, with more products, comes more jobs. Someone has to stock shelves for new stuff, or make the new stuff, or sell the new stuff. So what is the hold up? Maybe it's just me, but I feel like we should have more jobs. This is such a big world, where are all the little jobs?

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the Night: Addicted (Saving Abel)

P.s. I realize that my soundtracks rarely have anything to do with my entries, and that is the way I intend them. They really have nothing to do with how I am feeling when I write, I just feel like saying what song is either stuck in my head for no reason, or what song is playing on my head phones. AND, I know a lot of bands that aren't very popular, and I just want people to realize their amazingness. 

*arrow sticking out of chest* Don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.

Mental Patients,

          I have a boo boo. I burnt myself making lunch for my boyfriend (yes, i am slowly becoming domesticated.... Like a cat.) My finger just lightly grazed the roof of the oven on Sunday, while i was making strawberry croissants, and now, 3 days later, my finger looks like i pressed my finger against the oven. When i got the wound, it looked like a small white flaky line. Now it looks hideous! Why is this? Every time i look at my finger, i'm like "Kill it! Kill it with Fire, before that ugly thing spawns!!!" And then staff looks at me like i am crazy (because I am) and i leave the room embarrassed. Ah, the life of a burn victim.
          I will NOT be broadcasting what my wounded appendage looks like, because i hate when people show me their injuries. Gross. Once I saw this picture of someone getting their stretched lobe closed.... *shudder* it was intense, in a grotesque sort of manner.

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack of the night: Reverse This Curse (Escape The Fate)

Just Bleached My Hair!!

Hello mentally estranged!

          Well today I went out and got my hurr did (Tyler perry-inese for hair done). What do to think guys??

 

Pretty awesome!!

Also spent the day with my boyfriend!

Aren't we adorable? :P He is the best boyfriend ever. (I know my hair is dark in this pic, this was taken before the dying of the hair, just FYI)

         Well, just wanted to share the news about my new hair. Hope you like it as much as I do!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Rise above this (seether)

Look What I Drew!!!

Hey Mental Patients!

            Today I'm working on tattoo designs. As my birthday creeps closer, so does my major birthday gift: Tattoos! So, I have been putting the final touches on my masterpieces. Today I got a new idea: a beautiful demon princess lounging across my ribs. So I have been drawing it out all day. hope you like the rough draft!

         So, tell me what you think, simply drop me a comment!

-Dani Asylum

Soundtrack: Beauty Killer (Jeffree Star)