Mental Patients!
Oh how I am glad to see you! Almost died today. Well, not really, but sorta. See, I was at the bus station, and I was running to catch my bus, and I slipped on ice. Not just a little "oops. No one saw that" slip either. No, I came in like a wrecking ball. And went down like Miley Cyrus. :P (I crack myself up. Like an egg.) My ankle went sideways, and made the grossest sound EVER. I mean, I watch horror movies and laugh when body parts are sawed off, but this sound made me cringe. It sounded SO nasty. And then I felt this intense pain, like nothing else. Then, I got on the wrong bus. And was stuck in East Bumfuck, with no phone. Had to hobble my way to a Cumberland farms to use a phone. Ended up calling a rescue. Whilst in said rescue, I used their phone to call Le Boyfriend, let him know I broke myself. He was like "were you playing in traffic again?" :P I was in so much pain, I cried while on the phone. It was pitiful. And miserable. And embarrassing. Got an X-Ray, turns out, not broken. Still hurts like hell though. Now I'm at home with ice and Motrin. And the internet. I think I will be alright. Still a tad shook up from today though. So scary.Gonna go rest in bed and read. I started reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Oh my bane, that is some fucked up shit. I feel like a psychiatrist, just trying to figure out WHY? I find the Anastasia character interesting as well. Its interesting to read about this stuff from her perspective. I haven't gotten incredibly far yet, so I am still not sure what about Christian Grey's "Red Room of Pain" makes her go "Oh yes!", but I hope I find out soon. Its well written though, and very detailed. A little TOO detailed, but it's intriguing, so I don't mind. I think of it like Science. I'm weird.
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